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« Reply #25 on Nov 14, 2005, 7:42pm »
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation—the other eight are unimportant."

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« Reply #26 on Nov 28, 2005, 4:31pm »
Hmmm. We haven't had any Sex in a while. ;)


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« Reply #27 on Dec 17, 2005, 10:30pm »
Clearly, we need more Sex. Sheesh, we haven't had any in nearly a month. 8-)

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« Reply #28 on Dec 18, 2005, 9:43pm »
"Kinky is using a feather — Perverted is using the whole chicken" ~Anonymous
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« Reply #29 on Dec 18, 2005, 10:00pm »

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Good God, Dream. Kinky, perverted, chickens -- wrong board! ;) 8-) ;)
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« Reply #30 on Dec 18, 2005, 10:49pm »
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."

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« Reply #31 on Dec 28, 2005, 7:07pm »
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."

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« Reply #32 on Mar 4, 2006, 8:02pm »
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

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« Reply #33 on Mar 4, 2006, 8:19pm »
"My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends."
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« Reply #34 on May 28, 2006, 9:00am »
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

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« Reply #35 on Jul 30, 2006, 3:47pm »
wow I like these! some are really funny
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« Reply #36 on Jul 30, 2006, 5:46pm »

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They are pretty funny. Alas, we haven't been doing much Sex lately. We need to get it rolling again. ;)
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« Reply #37 on Jul 30, 2006, 5:54pm »
lol Sherry!!!
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« Reply #38 on Jul 31, 2006, 8:30pm »
"College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come."
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« Reply #39 on Jul 31, 2006, 8:36pm »

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Oh, thank God! We're having Sex again! ::) ;)
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« Reply #40 on Jul 31, 2006, 8:49pm »
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ~Woody Allen
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« Reply #41 on Jul 31, 2006, 9:43pm »
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne
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« Reply #42 on Jul 31, 2006, 10:05pm »
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."
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« Reply #43 on Aug 1, 2006, 3:41pm »
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. ~Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour
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« Reply #44 on Aug 1, 2006, 4:19pm »

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There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. ~Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour

I'm with Miss Manners on this one. But listen, no matter how much scrumptious food he offers, if he starts out by saying "I will always treat you with kindness and respect" -- RUN! ::)
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Re: Sex
« Reply #45 on Aug 2, 2006, 3:18pm »
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb
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Re: Sex
« Reply #46 on Aug 19, 2006, 9:31pm »
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

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Re: Sex
« Reply #47 on Aug 20, 2006, 5:02pm »
"I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes." (Anonymous)
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